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20 Mistakes Women Make in their 20s
Super Secret Secrets the Media Doesn’t Want Us to Know By Loren Trapanese 1. Not going tanning: The rumors are false. Tanning actually does wonders for your skin. Consistent tanning will not only give...
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“Sharknado 2: The Second One”
Bro, It’s Sharknado, Just Go See It By Lucia Rossi What’s better than a sharknado in Calfornia? A double sharknado in New York City! It only gets better with the sequel “Sharknado 2: The Second One.”...
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Drizzy and T-Swift to Release Super Awesome Sad Romance Album
“If You’re Reading This, It’s 1989” So F%@#!$% Sad it Made Obama Cry By Clifford Michel Gathered on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial for what historians argued was the largest gathering in U.S....
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Tetris Blocks its Way onto Xbox One Consoles
If You Aren’t Playing this Now, Literally, Right Now, You’re an Idiot By Jean-Claude Quintyne Listen up: Forget about Call of Duty: Black Ops, Halo, and Destiny, and all that other shit. What you...
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Move Over Mark Twain, Here Comes Dr. Seuss
By Matthew McKenna Dr. Seuss’s best book is “Green Eggs and Ham.” The detail and imagery put into this book should be made into a great Disney movie. Its idea of persistence and trying new things is a...
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The Greatest (College???) in The History of History
Why I Love CSI By President Black Jesus The relationship we proud CSI students have with this institution can be correlated with those intricacies an abused spouse has with his or her partner. You...
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Bananana Exclusive! An Interview with the EIC
By Princess Diana Jéan Claude Quintyne what kind of name is that? Like is that french or what? Someone tell me! Anyway, this piece isn’t about me. I’m going to just rip this guy apart because I can....
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New Team to Twerk its Way into CUNYAC
Ladies and Gents, Meet the CSI Twerkers By Victoria Priola In an attempt to increase school spirit, CSI alumni James “Mr. StealYaGirl” has volunteered to coach the Dolphin Twerkers for the fall 2015...
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The Bible Plans On Changing The World
This new text is having people questioning everything they’ve ever known. By: Brielle Sparacino With its general title and riveting stories, the general public are inquisitive but intrigued by its...
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A Classic Case of “Switch”eroo
Nintendo Takes another Shot at an Old Product By: Steven Aiello Despite the success of the Switch, the WiiU will come out on top after all. (Credit: nintendoenthusiast.com) The Nintendo Switch has...
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Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich?
The Debate is as Heated as Ever By: Mark Deutsch Could a piece of meat between buns actually be considered a sandwich? (Credit: youtube.com) Everyone knows about the famous hot dog; that all-too famous...
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My Opinion is Better Than Yours (Part II)
A Belief Coming From a Woman’s Point of View By: Roseanne Cassar It’s no coincidence that Rosie the Riveter and I have a similar name in common – we’re basically the same person! (Credit:...
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The Neglected Hole By: Dominick Wojtas For years we have seemingly neglected this small hole that is so crucial to our existence. Its nature makes our repulsion seem warranted. But alas, we have been...
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Being Gay is the Only Way
The truth is in: Being Gay Leads to a Happier, Healthier Life By: Jessica Scarimbolo A happy lesbian couple hugging on the beach together because they are just that happy. (Credit:...
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CSI Finally Gets Football Team
Rising Demand Gets Dolphins Football Team Deal Done By: Eric Ransom Football was the most requested new sport to be added to CSI athletics next to hockey, golf and curling. (Credit: mascotDB.com) At...
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MLB to Instill First Ever “Meme” Weekend
Teams Will Be Named After Memes for Player’s Weekend in August By: Eric Ransom Organizations will take inspiration from meme culture to rename their teams, something no other major sport has ever done....
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Cortez is Coming for the Nomination
The New Congresswoman that Americans are Falling in Love With By: Dejon Virgo Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez announcing her bid for president of the U.S. (Credit: ncronline.org) The field fighting for the...
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Hypebeasts & Clout Trouts Beware: Louis Vuitton Pods Are Here
The Rich Just Got Richer By: Samiha Charles Louis Vuitton Pods are flexing on Apple Airpods. Photo credit: Youtube.com Step aside peasants, there’s a new pod in town. Louis Vuitton just released the...
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Bold is the New Black
Designers Looking to Crayons for Fashion Inspo By: Valerie Gonzalez Models at the closing runway of New York Fashion Week this year. Photo credit: Paulrudnick.com As the summer arrives, designers...
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Trump Wants Congress to Pass April Fool’s Day as Official Holiday
Will Congress Vote or Veto Trump’s Bill? By: Roseanne Cassar Photo Caption: Donald Trump declares April 1st National Holiday. Photo Caption: issuehawk.com It was reported on Eyewitness News at the...
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